Top ‘How on Earth’ Moments Every Horse Owner Has
You can picture it now, standing at the yard with your head in your hands. Shaking your head you mutter the words ‘how on earth….’ We’ve compiled a few quick sentences that you may well be able to relate to. Can’t find your ‘how on earth’ thought, then leave it via the comments below.
How on earth …
How on earth did he/she get out of the field – when the field is about as secure as Buckingham Palace
How on earth did he/she get out of the fly rug – 17 thousand straps didn’t keep it secure after all
How on earth am I going to pay for that – whoopsies one cut to the horse’s leg amounts to 10 vet visits, a stay in the hospital, a further infection causing months of unexplained lameness
How on earth did he/she do that – when you get to the stable to find the horse stood on all the rugs that were stored safely away
How on earth am I supposed to learn that – as you reach for the study books in your first year of uni
How on earth has anyone ever managed to load this horse – after several hours of trying, in the baking sun or pouring down rain
How on earth do I carry on after this – it hits us all at some point, maybe it’s a bad fall, kick or impact to your finances – not nice we know
How on earth do I love him so much when that’s the third time he’s had me off this week – back to basics with a full back, tack and health care check-up, pick yourself up dust yourself off and keep fighting…
How on earth do I get home, I’ve been here that long I can’t remember my way back – Home’s always been overrated anyway
How on earth am I supposed to put that on – typical mind boggling moment when the pessoa comes out of the package, the bit arrives or the breastplate has four too many straps
How on earth do I tell my partner the horse has just …. – it’s probably best you don’t
How on earth did I get myself into this mess – looking after your friends four horses while agreeing to poo pick all week at the same time as working and looking after multiple children (best advice for this is a bottle of wine)
How on earth would I carry on without my horse ♥ because lets be honest, a life without them isn’t worth thinking of
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Suzanne Ashton, Founder of Everything Horse (Est, 2012), has a BA Hons in Marketing Management and a Diploma in Equine Science. Suzanne has ridden and owned horses all her life and has twelve years of experience in marketing, writing, design, SEO, and website creation.
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